纽约神谕报
“It isn't just the news… it's a glimpse into the future!”，听报童叫卖
曾经，日食改变了世界… 谁知道今天的天文事件会带来什么呢？
Once, an eclipse changed the world… who knows what today's celestial event will bring.
世界新闻方面，欧洲发现了第七道星界之门。虽然它目前处于休眠状态，但专家们猜测，即将到来的天文事件可能会使其开启。欲了解更多详情，请购买今日出版的《纽约神谕报》
In world news, a 7th Astral gate has been found in Europe. While dormant, experts wonder if the celestial event could cause it to open. For this story and more, pick up your copy of The New York Oracle today ，听报童叫卖
下周是南伊克斯亚正式加入美国成为第52个州五周年纪念日——请阅读今日《纽约神谕报》，了解全美各地人们将如何庆祝这一盛事
Next week will mark the 5 year anniversary of South Ixia officially joining the United States as it's 52nd state - see how folks are planning to celebrate across the country in today's edition of The New York Oracle ，听报童叫卖
随着伊克斯亚战役的继续，备受争议的政治组织“人类之友”宣布在纽约举行集会，要求美国停止向外层空间提供援助
As the military campaign in Ixia continues; the controversial political orginization "Friends of Humanity" announced a rally in New York to demand the US cease sending aid to the outer planes. ，听报童叫卖
神秘安全调查委员会在纽约开设了新办事处。我们走上曼哈顿街头，看看人们是感到更安全了……还是更担忧了
The Occult Security and Investigation Commission has opened a new office in New York. We hit the streets of Manhattan to find out if people feel more safe...or more concerned. ，听报童叫卖
OSIC已向纽约市发出警告，建议市民在天文事件持续期间待在室内
The OSIC has issued a warning to the city of New York, recommending that citizens stay indoors for the duration of the celestial event ，听报童叫卖
阅读我们对奇能教授的独家专访，了解他对星界之门、日食以及没有肉身的生活的看法。
Read our exclusive interview with Professor Dynamo to hear his thoughts on Astral Gates, The Eclipse, and what's it like to live life without a body. ，听报童叫卖
罗杰斯和哈默斯坦的最新音乐剧《南太平洋》已成为城中最热门的剧目，一些想看演出的观众甚至不惜出卖自己的灵魂八分之一给黄牛，只为获得最佳座位
Rogers and Hammerstein's latest musical "South Pacific" has become the hottest ticket in town, with some would-be theatre goers selling one eight of their souls to scalpers for prime seating. ，听报童叫卖
他们以为自己在做烟灰缸，但实际上，哈莱姆区这所小学一年级的孩子们是在制作护身符匣。请阅读今日《纽约神谕报》上关于这起令人不安的美术课舞弊事件的报道
They thought they were making ashtrays, but this 1st grade class in Harlem was actualy making phylactaries. Read the disturbing tale of art class malfeasence in the New York Oracle Today. ，听报童叫卖
《纽约神谕报》的艾莉·金凯德对神秘学巨头马克西米利安·菲尔法克斯进行了一次独家专访。阅读他对家庭、伊克斯亚战争以及超自然力量在我们世界中的未来的看法
The New York Oracle's own Allie Kincaide sits down with occult magnate Maximiliian Fairfax in an exclusive new interview. Read his thoughts on family, the Ixian war, and the future of the supernatural in our world. ，听报童叫卖
菲尔法克斯工业公司旗下子公司埃尔德里奇战术解决方案公司因前雇员提出的新指控而备受指责。这些雇佣兵是否犯有战争罪行？《纽约神谕报》对此展开调查
Eldrich Tactical Solutions, a subsidiary of Fairfax Industries, comes under fire as new allegations are made by former employees. Are these soldiers of fortune committing war crimes? The New York Oracle investigates. ，听报童叫卖
最高法院将在下届会议上就菲尔法克斯公平税收法案作出裁决。我们的第50个州能否继续留在联邦？菲尔法克斯工业公司能否成功重新夺回对凯登泽岛的主权？一切都将由时间来揭晓。
The Supreme Court is poised to rule on the Fairfax, Fair Tax Bill next session. Will our 50th state remain in the Union? Or will Fairfax Industries successfully regain it's soverignty over the island of Cadenza…only time will tell. ，听报童叫卖
国际畅销书《为了女王和女巫团》着重讲述了女王专属第13空降突击女巫团的英勇事迹，但该书却遭到抨击，英国王室代表声称，书中详细描述的一些行动违反了该国的占卜法，并构成国家安全风险
The international best seller "For Queen and Coven", highlighting the daring exploits of the Queens Own 13th Airborne Assault Coven, is under fire as representatives of The Crown claim that some of the operations detailed in the tell-all violate the nations scrying laws and pose a national security risk. ，听报童叫卖
给孩子施加指使术是否合乎伦理？这种新兴的育儿潮流要求孩子每天早上整理床铺，但一些专家警告说，这种超自然的强制手段可能会损害父母与孩子之间的长期关系
Is it ethical to put children under a geas? The hot new parenting trend has kids making their beds every morning, but some experts warn that supernatual compulsion could run the risk of hurting long term relationships between parents and their kids. ，听报童叫卖
巫毒娃娃在高中可以作为惩戒手段吗？一位布鲁克林的数学老师为了挑战自己的终身教职底线，显然认为可以。想了解几何课出了什么问题，请阅读今天的《纽约神谕报》
Are voodoo dolls acceptable disciplanary tools in high school? A Brooklyn math teacher looking to test the outer-bounds of tenure certainly thinks so. Read all about what happens when geometry goes bad in today's New York Oracle. ，听报童叫卖
准父母们一直以来都对孩子的名字保密。但现在，一份新的OSIC符咒报告让一些家庭开始质疑是否该透露孩子的真实姓名。读者们在今天的《纽约神谕报》上发表了自己的看法
Expecting parents have long kept the names of their babies secret. But now a new OSIC hex report has some families questioning about ever revealing their children's true name. Readers weigh in with their thoughts in today's New York Oracle. ，听报童叫卖
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保护家人免受克朗普斯的侵害：姜饼结界足够吗？
Protecting your family from Krampus: are gingerbread wards enough? ，听报童叫卖
本月，马克西米利安·菲尔法克斯向纽约孤儿院捐赠了一笔巨款，此事一度成为新闻头条。当被问及他的慷慨之举时，菲尔法克斯工业公司的首席执行官回答说：“任何人都不应该在节日里与家人分离。”
This month, Maximilian Fairfax made headlines after donating a small fortune to New York orphanages. When asked about his generous act, the CEO of Fairfax Industries replied "No one should be without family on the holidays" ，听报童叫卖
假日季正值高峰，洛克菲勒中心挤满了滑冰者
Rockafeller Center is teeming with skaters as the holiday season is in full swing. ，听报童叫卖
OSIC发表声明提醒公民，未经许可前往北极探险是非法的
The OSIC has issued a statement reminding citizens that North Pole expeditions are illegal without a permit. ，听报童叫卖
想让这个假期更加神奇吗？诅咒你的敌人吧
Looking to make this holiday season more magical? Curse your enemies. ，听报童叫卖
《纽约神谕报》编辑部谨就近期一篇鼓励人们在节日期间施咒的标题正式道歉
The editorial staff at The New York Oracle would like to issue a formal apology for a recent headline that encouraged hexes for the holidays. ，听报童叫卖
纽约翘首期盼圣诞老人的到来。你今年乖不乖啊？
New York anxiously awaits the arival of Kris Kringle. Have YOU been a good boy or girl this year? ，听报童叫卖
圣诞树亮了，火箭女郎们在表演，空气中弥漫着节日的气氛。纽约的节日季到了
The tree is lit. The Rockettes are kicking. And magics in the air. It's holiday time in New York. ，听报童叫卖
一家百货商店的橱窗展示引发争议，激怒了一些家长。欲了解更多详情，请购买今天的《纽约神谕报》
A controverial department store window display left some parents outraged. For more on this story pick up your copy of The New York Oracle today ，听报童叫卖
伊克斯亚战争位列今年节日聚餐上最容易引发争吵的话题榜首
The Ixian War tops this years list of topics most likely to start a fight at holiday dinners ，听报童叫卖
《神谕报》旗下的艾莉·金凯德开玩笑说，她的下一次采访将是激动人心的
The Oracle's own Allie Kincaid teases that her next interview will be electrifying. ，听报童叫卖
雪人：别招惹它们… 以防万一
Snowmen: don't mess with them… just in case. ，听报童叫卖
本周四，杰泽贝尔台球厅将为每位打台球的顾客免费提供热可可
This Thursday, Jezebel's Billiard Hall is offering free hot chocolate with every game of pool. ，听报童叫卖
你有没有在半夜被三个鬼魂拜访过？如果有，我们很想听听你的故事
Have you been visited by 3 ghosts in the middle of the night? If so, we'd love to hear about it. ，听报童叫卖
官方已证实，上周圣诞树点灯仪式上的灾难是由于一只巨鼠啃咬接线盒造成的
Officals have confirmed that the calamity at last weeks tree lighting festival was the result of a giant rat chewing on a junction box. ，听报童叫卖
纽约市女巫团正在招募志愿者，前往他们在苏荷区的收容所陪伴流浪的宠物
The New York Municipal Coven is looking for voulenteers to spend time with stray familiars at their Soho shelter. ，听报童叫卖
“卡登丝和挽歌男孩”的假日演出门票在创纪录的时间内售罄！这位来自伊克斯亚的歌手会加演一场吗？时间会给出答案
"Cadence and The Requiem Boys" holiday show sold out in record time! Will the Ixian singer add a second date? Only time will tell. ，听报童叫卖
《纽约神谕报》祝您和您的家人平安度过风暴，并祝您度过一个快乐的冬天。
The New York Oracle wants to wish you and yur loved ones a safe Malestrom, and a joyous winter. ，听报童叫卖
圣诞老人：奇妙？还是惊人？
Santa: wonderful? Or amazing? ，听报童叫卖